specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

(Source: graceebooks)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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Family can be the most vicious of all.

When your professor assigns an essay right before final exams and you’re just like…
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